- Anti Joke

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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