What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Moo! I'm a goat!

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

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Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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