What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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He walked in a bar

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Whatever his parents named him

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What's up with airplane food? Well I am a big fan of peanuts, so nothing

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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