Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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Winter

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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My wife made me a sandwich

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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Tic tac toe. I never met my father

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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