What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

What's red, blue & green all over?

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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