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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Seven people walk into the same bar, like a solid pole. Ouch!

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

What is the difference between a cow and a human? A lot of things.

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

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