What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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