- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

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