- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Donald Trump.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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