AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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the holocaust

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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