A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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sure!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Knock, Knock ...

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"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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