- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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