What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Justin Beiber

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why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

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-knock knock! -doors open

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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