- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

This is an anti-anti-joke.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

... i forgot the joke :p

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

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