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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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