why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

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