- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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