- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Come on children, don't dawdle.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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