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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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Anti Joke

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