Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

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What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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