- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

like most people my age. im 27

whats black and white? a zebra

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

So I was walking down the road today

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