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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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baskets

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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Im taking a shit right now.

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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