What's brown and sticky? A stick

What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

Mitt Romney

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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