I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What's the deal with brown?

Winter

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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