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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

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why am i a dick head. because my gcse's spelt fudge and i dont like fudge so i project my anger into boss things

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

the holocaust

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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