- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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