Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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