An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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Nickelback.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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Tunechi

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If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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