what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

Z.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

minorities.....

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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