- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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