- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

whats black and white? a zebra

like most people my age. im 27

Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

So I was walking down the road today

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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