guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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