- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

So does Blake

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

im gey

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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