How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Anti Joke

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