- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

Sarah Palin

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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