- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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