- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

James Patrick Campbell

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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