- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My wife made me a sandwich

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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