What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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A middle-aged white woman is walking toward a building, talking on her cellphone to a friend. She says, "Yes, I can meet you for lunch in a few hours. I have to go to the unemployment office to sign up for benefits. It's going to be horrible. It'll probably be full of black people." Standing in line, she is incredibly uncomfortable and horrified, because there is a black man right behind her, and she is stuck standing next to him for a long time. Finally it's her turn, and she steps up to the counter. The clerk asks her, "And what did you do for a living?" She answers, "I mopped the floors and cleaned the bathroom in a Blockbuster store that closed down." The clerk says, "Fill out this paperwork and take it to window #2." As she turns around, she is once more repulsed by the black man who is standing right there. Now that it's his turn, he steps to the counter, and the clerk asks him, "And what did you do for a living?" He answers, "I was the senior vice president of global strategic development for Eastman Kodak."

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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