- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

politically correct!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

Bark I'm a tree

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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