- Anti Joke

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

im watching you..

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

knock knock whos there? nobody

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably