- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

i like it in the mouth

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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