- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Your mother is so nice, I saw her while grocery shopping and we pleasantly chatted. She also remembered my name and invited me to come over sometime and have a snack.

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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