whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Chuck Norris Dies.

who is awesome? no one...

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

I can count to potato.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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