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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

What is a life without options.... an optionless life

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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