- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Dusters blow stuff.

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