What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's the deal with brown?

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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Banana Hamock.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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