- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A: Knock Knock B: ...

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

cancer

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

im gey

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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