How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

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How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Two homeless men are baking in an oven. They scream loudly until they both die.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Knock Know! Come in!

So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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