- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Guess what i just did. Master bait.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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