what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? To provide an alibi for his identical twin who was committing 1st degree murder at the time.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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