a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Chuck Norris Dies.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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