Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the Armadyl godsword penetrated full Bandos? Because the AGS went up its tassets

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Nickelback.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

balls

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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