- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

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