- Anti Joke

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.