roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Health food.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What did the car do? CRASH!

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Scott Gomez

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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