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You know whats funny? Women's rights

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

What is a jew in space? Dead

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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