- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Your Mom!!!

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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