- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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