- Anti Joke

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

A blind man walks into a wall.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"