- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

FIONN'S LIFE

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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