- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

What did david give back? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

What does a black man love more than anything? His family you racist c u n t.

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

This joke is funny

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

My brother found a worm in his apple. I dared him to eat it, so he did. When he tried to swallow, the mashed up worm congealed in his throat, killing him. Later, I found out that the worm had poisonous rectum fluids. I was given the Nobel Peace prize.

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