- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

butt sex

Jews

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

The lion swallowed his pride.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Mitt Romney

Why did the black man almost go to jail? He rolled a 6 in monopoly, if it was a 7, he would've been sent straight to jail without passing "go"

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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