- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing Jenga on September 11th.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

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