- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

My wife made me a sandwich

Guess what? I like trains.

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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