What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!! Everybody A-S-S-H-O-L-E!!!!

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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