- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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