- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

Chinese men having large penis.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

What's the difference between a duck?

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Women can vote? WTF

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