- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

Joesph Triphook.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

what did one wall say to another wall? nothing walls cant talk

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

Poop

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Firgen and the blung brigade

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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