- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

kaite is dumb that is true

Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What did the car do? CRASH!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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