It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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A man walks into a vagina

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haha Otarts was here

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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Not lying Red, I have my contacts, I am a "facilitator", I pull strings for my employers, and sure the FBI has me on their files, after all we have cooperated with them. Not because I wanted to, but because its my job, and it helps me use the best of my abilities and limited education (I am technically an educated lawyer, and not an agent).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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