Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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