Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

God

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Women can vote? WTF

the holocaust

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.