A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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Women

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Rebecca Black.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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