Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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What's clear and wet? water

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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