- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

Bad grammers.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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