Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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