roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Your face is hilarious.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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Guess what? I like trains.

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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The game.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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