why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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