- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

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whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

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