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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Because she has down's syndrome

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Knock Know! Come in!

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Keanu Reaves

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor