why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

thumb_up thumb_down

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

thumb_up thumb_down

charlie sheen

thumb_up thumb_down

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

thumb_up thumb_down

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

thumb_up thumb_down

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

thumb_up thumb_down -2

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

thumb_up thumb_down -2

A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

thumb_up thumb_down -2

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops