- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Waffles ate my grandma

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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