What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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Boy, do I love chicken strips. Sometimes, when I’m home alone, I’ll take some chicken strips fresh out of the oven and rub them in my scalp. It doesn’t do much for my hair health, but I like the way they feel running through my strands of hair. The flakey coating, smooth white meat, and warmth. Yum.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

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