Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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charlie sheen losing

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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