Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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Other Guy: What are you looking at? Me: You.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Anti Joke

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