I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Michel Moor on a die...

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Nuneaton..

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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