- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

A black man has a job.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

I have suicidal thoughts

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

I need to start studying.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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