- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no joke here, stop reading.

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

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How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

What's the capital of Ohio? O

What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

Women's rights.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

your mom died.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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