- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

Bacon is delcious.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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