How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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asdf

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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Elizabeth Warren

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What's that on my back? Tell me it's your phone ! Its my phone.

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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