What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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religion

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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