Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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Q: What's worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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How come Michael Jackson couldn't get into the petting zoo? It was closed.

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What did the Pope say to the old homeless man who asked him for a blessing? Hahaha, no I won't give you a blessing

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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