- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

A Pakistani news reader.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

YOLO You only like Oreos

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Cameron is a r e t a r d

I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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