A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

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Amazing

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A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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