When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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Loner.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

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knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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Say this fast: Alpha kenny body sofa king hard with mike hawk. :)

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Donald Trump.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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