- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

whats brown and smells like poop? poop.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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