Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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i like men but im not gay

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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