- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

its snowing on mount fuji

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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