- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Lil Wayne

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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