Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

My dad

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

A sober Amy Winehouse

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Who is big and stupid My brother

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