- Anti Joke

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.