What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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The Game.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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Anti Joke

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