Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Psychics.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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