- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Mullets

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Womens' sports

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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