Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Mullets

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

Anti Joke

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