Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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