- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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