Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Because she was proud of her work as Chief Marketing Director of Tropicana.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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