- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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