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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

A black man has a job.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

Why was the boy laughing? Because

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

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