What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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