- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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