- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Hello.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

Cows are land manatees.

A black man has a job.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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