- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

long in the tooth!

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

My penis is big... not.

Y u do dis?

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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