- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

THE GAME

What's blue? The sky.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

HEY YOU!!!!

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Safe sex MR

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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