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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Loner.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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