- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

Two Drunks walk out of a bar. They look down an alley and see a dog licking his balls. The first drunk says" Man, I wish I could do that." The second guy replies " Well you better pet him first."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

this is not an anti joke

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. knock knock -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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