What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Apple juice.

If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

Daym im romantic

Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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