A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Knock knock Who's there? A robber Oh

I Have a Black Friend

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

whats black and white? a zebra

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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