Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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This isn't funny.

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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The black man leaves the strip club.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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