How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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