How do you make a momma bird not fly back to its nest? Burn it down!!

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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What is the difference between finding a dead black man on the street or a dead dog? There are tire marks in front of the dog.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

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im at school

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Yo Momma Is Soooo Fat She Is Highly Obese

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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