I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Anti Joke

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