What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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HEY!

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Anti Joke

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