- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

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