- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm winning at Scrabble.

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

A baby seal walks into a club.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

its snowing on mount fuji

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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