What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Women Sports.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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A horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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