How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What the difference between Adolf Hitler and Michael Phelps? Micheal Phelps can finish a race.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

A russian gives away vodka.

How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Why didn't the boy blow out his birthday cake this year? He died last year.

whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How do you turn a frown upside down? You cannot do such a thing because frowning is the act of sadness. Therefore you cannot nor should not change a persons attitude.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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