roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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The MLS

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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