What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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A horse walks into a barn.

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You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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I have suicidal thoughts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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