- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Your face

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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