- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

What's big and messy? A big mess

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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