What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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What do you call a black guy who kills people? A murderer.

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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