- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

your mom

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

i just pooped that is all!

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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