- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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