A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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I agree

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why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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