- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why was six afraid of seven? He was wanted for murder.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

kill yourself

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

Cancer.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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