yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

Justin Beiber

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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