- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats deead and gone lewis`s dog. well now it is

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

Justin Bieber

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

How do you get someone to shut up? Shove a fork down their throat and hang them by thier thumbs

Hillary Clinton

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was hungry. Thats why.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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